Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
This toilet bowl is my home.
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