a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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