Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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