so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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