my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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