U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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