How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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