I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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