my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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