Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
