I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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