dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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