Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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