I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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