Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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