So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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