I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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