Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
where are my pants?
in the oven.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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