White coat. Heels.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
