And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Vodka?
Forever.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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