Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Even my vagina gasped.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
