So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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