What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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