So drunk, too bad you don't want this
my vag is so smooth its legendary
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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