think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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