I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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