ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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