Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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