Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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