Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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