That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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