I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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