Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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