No, you can still breathe under the balls.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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