Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Can I color on your dick again?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
