Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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