that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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