I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Do vagina's smell?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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