How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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