i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What a dumb baby whore.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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