"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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