what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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