She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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