North Korea, Best Korea!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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