im having a threesome with these popsicles
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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