You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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