Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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