She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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