I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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