Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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